Capo on 4 Chords used (relative to capo): G Cadd9 e|- - x - - e|- - x - - B|- - x - - B|- - x - - G|- - - - - G|- - - - - D|- - - - - D|- x - - - A|- x - - - A|- - x - - E|- - x - - E|- - - - - G Cadd9 You sat down on our leather chair. G Cadd9 Called everyone G Cadd9 Said stick your toes all up in the air, G Cadd9 “Come on it’ll be fun!” G Cadd9 Some tried they thought you were a little strange. G Cadd9 They were all right G Cadd9 We did thirteen-thousand exercises G Cadd9 They were all ashamed G But we were all okay G Cadd9 You called me up said “Boy, you can’t handle this!” G Cadd9 I was uptight G Cadd9 Only punches below the neck G Cadd9 Not the pretty face G Cadd9 They all came and they gathered ‘round G Cadd9 Now is our time G Cadd9 Chaos was followed by stupid laughs G Cadd9 But I don’t even care G Cadd9 No, I don’t even care G I don’t even care G(strum repeatedly) Stay back Stay home Stay home